cumberqueen:

astroize:

girl:  i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend:  i know
girl:  i love you
boyfriend:  i love you too
  after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl:  where is my boyfriend
dad:  who do you think gave you the vagina
girl:  what

gayundertones:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

tltty:

#hashtag? I prefer #hashbrown　

timothyius:

chongthenomad:

pencilpaperpassion:

legend-of-korra:

I bet Zuko made up the no direct fire strikes to the head rule.

WHY AM I LAUGHING

AND NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE

efww

“When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics?”
“Last night.”

goodwork-zombiearm:

nobodysmuse:

callmekitto:

revivi:

siksta:

#Fun fact: We were asked to scream when running out of the gala #but none of us knew much german #so a lot of people were screaming the only German things they knew #Wiener Schnitzel #Oktoberfest #Schadenfreude

Omg, Revvi.  Are you serious? LMAO

100% serious. The three I tagged were the most common, but there was a few  ”kindergarten”s here and there as well. One girl really did know German, and she was utterly baffled by what was going on. 

this is the best story

Oh my god I’m dying… It’s just the mental image… a crazy alien has just stabbed a man in his eye (sort of) and people run away screaming “OKTOBERFEST!” canlskcjanscjkna send help kslnckasnc

Great. Now I have to go see it again and listen for this.

julieruin:

remember when smut was called lemon

sweetlittlekitty:

ishipjohnlock247:

corneliapornelia:

#BBC finally released some outtakes

yay!!! do it!!!

YES.